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Darren’s Ditherings

10.21.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A GLOVE OF STEEL FOR THE HEAT I’M THROWIN’ YOUR WAY!!!!!

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05.07.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

THEY PUT ONE OF OURS IN THE HOSPITAL, WE SEND ONE OF THEIRS TO THE MORGUE!

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Darren’s Ditherings

03.03.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

FEEDING YOU THE TRUTH LIKE A MAMA SEAGULL!!!!

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01.31.09 | Permalink | Comment?

IF YOU’RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU’RE PROBABLY DEAD.
My first post of the new year. If you’re wondering where I’ve been, I will say that I would have written something new sooner, except that I celebrated New Year’s Day by suffering a deliciously festive heart attack.

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Darren’s Ditherings

12.09.08 | Permalink | Comment?

SMACKING YOU IN THE KISSER WITH THE BUSINESS END OF COMMUNITY NEWS!!!!!

Greetings, Kingstoners. In lieu of my typical community profile this week, I’ve decided to write a direct letter to my neighbor Miles Clayborne, who, I’m deeply sorry to say, has contracted a terminal illness and has about six months to live.

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Darren’s Ditherings

11.17.08 | Permalink | Comments Off

I GOT NO TIME TO ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD! VICTORY WILL BE HAD!

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10.27.08 | Permalink | Comment?

I AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT, SO YOU CAN TAKE IT ELSEWHERE!!!!

Welcome, all, to the first installment of Darren’s Ditherings, a monthly opinion column from a proud, cranky, spunky, and dangerously unmedicated member of the Kingston community.  I’m 62, I own a computer, and my grasp on the world at large is tenuous at best.  Let’s [...]