THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION!!!

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A GLOVE OF STEEL FOR THE HEAT I’M THROWIN’ YOUR WAY!!!!!

THEY PUT ONE OF OURS IN THE HOSPITAL, WE SEND ONE OF THEIRS TO THE MORGUE!

FEEDING YOU THE TRUTH LIKE A MAMA SEAGULL!!!!

IF YOU’RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU’RE PROBABLY DEAD.
My first post of the new year. If you’re wondering where I’ve been, I will say that I would have written something new sooner, except that I celebrated New Year’s Day by suffering a deliciously festive heart attack.

SMACKING YOU IN THE KISSER WITH THE BUSINESS END OF COMMUNITY NEWS!!!!!

Greetings, Kingstoners. In lieu of my typical community profile this week, I’ve decided to write a direct letter to my neighbor Miles Clayborne, who, I’m deeply sorry to say, has contracted a terminal illness and has about six months to live.

I GOT NO TIME TO ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD! VICTORY WILL BE HAD!

I AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT, SO YOU CAN TAKE IT ELSEWHERE!!!!

Welcome, all, to the first installment of Darren’s Ditherings, a monthly opinion column from a proud, cranky, spunky, and dangerously unmedicated member of the Kingston community.  I’m 62, I own a computer, and my grasp on the world at large is tenuous at best.  Let’s [...]